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one night  white boys running  revenge of the mustache chick 
metalbrain  the sun  mrs y  the wine bottle song  too good for you 
viva la gangsta rabbit  log on  rattle the cage  cushion  manwhore 
the scene  sweet dreams  white failure 

one night
(Tom)

one night we're sittin' on the steps
you had a bit too much to think
you didn't know what you were sayin'
you and your brother had a fight
about some other girl
pretty soon you weren't only playin'

you're not a fool, you're not alone
you're not respected on your own
everybody's second best
can't even stand up on your own
you've got to stand up for yourself
and now your life's a fuckin' mess

you were talkin'
now you're fallin' down the steps
i can't forget
your momma's callin'
now you're fallin' down the steps
i can't forget

you're not at work, you're not at school
you're not affected by the rules
society has got you down
can't be rejected or elected any longer
ain't it nice to fit the other way around

your neighbor's pissed off
and your wife just called the cops
now your mother's in the driveway on the phone
you really showed 'em up this time
you really told 'em off tonight
when you fuck up you do it right

you were talkin'
now you're fallin' down the steps
i can't forget
your momma's callin'
now you're fallin' down the steps
i can't forget


revenge of the mustache chick
(John)

comin' home from a west chester bar
stopped by a wawa to expose myself
there she was in the cigarette aisle
about forty, missin' teeth
she had a couple tattoos
but i didn't even care thanks to ten shots o' booze
so i pinned her to the back of the car

and now she's comin' back for me
i don't wanna see
the revenge of the mustache chick
did her in the back
now i think i got the clap
the revenge of the mustache chick
she brought me to my knees
baby baby please
the revenge of the mustache chick

next day got nothin' but regrets
of what i did the night before
bad taste in my mouth, a pain in my head
i know i'll never live this down
never put this shame to rest
'til the next time i see her around

and now she's comin' back for me
i don't wanna see
the revenge of the mustache chick
stuck it in her yap
now i think i got the clap
the revenge of the mustache chick
got me on my knees
baby baby please!!!!
the revenge of the mustache chick


white boys running
(John & Tom)

white boys running
white boys running away

shady jim's on the prowl tonight
he's got a big black car and a case of bud light
cruising up the road, burnin' through the town
he's gonna hunt them white boys down
he's gonna run...

white boys running
white boys running away

check out the babe in the tight miniskirt
watch her moves 'cause you don't want to get hurt
let your fingers do the walkin' ever so slight
if she don't hit you now she's yours for the night
she's gonna run...

white boys running
white boys running away

c'mon everybody get up and run
headin' into town we're gonna have some fun
so fire up the car, get a case of brew
and hit the streets 'cause we're white boys too
we're gonna run...

white boys running
white boys running away


metalbrain
(Tom, John, Chris)

even though you do what i ask and don't complain at all
conversation with you is like talking to a wall
ever since the train wreck you ain't been the same
good thing you're good looking 'cause you've got metal for a brain

metalbrain
you've got metal in your head
metalbrain
can't tell if you're live or dead

i always thought that a stiff head was good
but i could use yours to hammer nails into wood
you always used to be dull and lifeless in bed
but now you sit there and you drool like a sped

metalbrain
you've got metal in your head
metalbrain
can't tell if you're live or dead

you used to get pms'ed off and complain all the time
but since your mishap you're completely sublime
people come up to me and ask if you're okay
but i can't tell if you're any different this way

metalbrain
you've got metal in your head
metalbrain
can't tell if you're live or dead


the sun
(Tom)

i don't know why
i seldom cry
when the sun is shining
this river never runs dry
i can't see whenever i'm alone
this darkness blinds
i can't feel it when it's underlying
let it slip away and wash away the tears

in the sun
and i saw her in the sun
in the sun, in the sun
yes i saw you in the sun
in the sun

this river is deep
it covers me in roses
an image burns
inside a memory
the book lies open
and the page is turning
the end is never
far away i fear

in the sun
and i saw her in the sun
in the sun, in the sun
yes i saw you in the sun
in the sun

the wind blows colder in the blood of winter
the fading din of other people crying
i can feel it in the faded mansions
i can feel it in the factories
i can feel it in the battered houses
i can feel it in the countryside
i can feel it in the streets and alleys
i can feel it sweep away the years

in the sun
and i saw her in the sun
in the sun, in the sun
yes i saw you in the sun
in the sun


mrs y
(Chris & Tom)

drag her off the back seat
shove her through the door
get her in that big box
c'mon 'cause she's gettin' warm
mrs. y is stoppin' by
she's hangin' with the boyz
mrs. y is at the party
everybody's favorite toy

mrs. y, mrs. y
is this right or is it wrong?
i shouldn't see you any longer
mrs. y, mrs. y
next weekend could be better
but i don't think i should let her

she's bold, she's gold
she loves all your friends
she's wet and don't forget
you can pound her again and again
line up behind her
everbody gets his fill
mrs. y just doesn't care
as long as someone pays the bill

mrs. y, mrs. y
is this right or is it wrong?
i shouldn't see you any longer
mrs. y, mrs. y
next weekend could be better
but i don't think i should let her
mrs. y, mrs. y
i'm runnin' into trouble
'cause i'm startin' to see double
mrs. y, mrs. y
don't think i should let her
'cause i think that i'll regret her

gather round and she'll load you up
you won't have to ask her please
don't stop until you're satisfied
and you won't get no disease...

we're standing round she's going down
line up and get another round
she'll entertain you ease your pain
just hold on tight 'til she gets drained
don't know where i am - what is the time?
i'm falling down my brain is fried
she did me in i took a ride
i'm her daddy she's my bride

mrs. y, mrs. y
is this right or is it wrong?
i shouldn't see you any longer
mrs. y, mrs. y
next weekend could be better
but i don't think i should let her
mrs. y, mrs. y
i'm runnin' into trouble
'cause i'm startin' to see double
mrs. y, mrs. y
don't think i should let her
'cause i think that i'll regret her


the wine bottle song
(John)

you never let me down
you never make me frown
why can't you see?
look what you've done to me

ah baby can't you tell?

you never see the light
you hurt me last night
what did i do?
what did i say?
why must you treat me this way?

ah baby can't you tell?

it hurts when you snow me
it hurts when you won't show me
why can't we talk about it?
i can't live without it

now the time has come
now all's been said and done
i'm hurt by you
and you're hurt by me
it's time to go
won't you set me free

ah baby can't you tell?

it hurts when you snow me
it hurts when you won't show me
why can't we talk about it?
i can't live without it

as time goes
as years pass by
maybe some day
you'll tell me why...

it hurts when you snow me
it hurts when you won't show me
why can't we talk about it?
i can't live without it


too good for you
(Tom)

i don't want to be a rock and roll star
and i don't want to drive in a big fancy car
i don't want accountants tellin' me how to spend my money
and i don't want a house where it's tropical and sunny

what i want to know is just how you're gonna show me
that i'm too good for you, too good for you
if i'm too good for you then what i want is bad for me

i ain't good lookin', i don't have a lot of money
and i tell a lotta jokes that really aren't that funny
i stay out late at night, social problems i've got plenty
and i'm probably gonna leave you when your baby reaches twenty

what i want to know is just how you're gonna show me
that i'm too good for you, too good for you
if i'm too good for you then what i want is bad for me

finally right where i want to be
you're right smack dab here in front of me
but what's this bullshit you're sellin' me?
that you're not right for me because i'm too good for you

i don't even own any cardigan sweaters
and i heard your momma say i ain't got it all together
if you had a sister i would probably wanna date her
if you want to know the truth, yeah, i fart in elevators

what i want to know is just how you're gonna show me
that i'm too good for you, too good for you
if i'm too good for you then what i want is bad for me

i'm finally right where i want to be
you're right smack dab here in front of me
but what's this bullshit you're sellin' me?
that you're not right for me because i'm too good for you


viva la gangsta rabbit
(John)

i be bangin da gears
down I-ninety-cinco
alla de whoreas
wanna do me my ride
got my ice cold malt 40's
chillin da backseat
c'mon senorita
hop on de inside

GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   gangsta rabbit!
GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   mach schnell!
GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   mas dieselo!
GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   gangsta rabbit!

my name is juan deera
the kensington mofo
system up to 11
got da bull in da back
got da tinto de window
got da skull a de fronta
scream to my amigos
"es colchez ast caliente!"

GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   gangsta rabbit!
GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   uber car!
GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   mas bucketo!
GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   gangsta rabbit!

now da cops on my tail
no dollars for bail
that dumbo hombre mofo
shoulda changed da fuckin tags
no more cold malt 40s
no more prime fuesenero
now I don't hava no wheels
now shoe leather express

GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   gangsta rabbit!
GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   sas schvienhund!
GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   shafta grande
GoGoGoGoGoGoGo!   gangsta rabbit!


log on
(Chris & Tom)

hey, that chat room looks good on you. pale really IS your color...

are you sick and tired of the bar scene,
nothing but jerks at work who always whine and scream?
are all the people at the market married
driving mini-vans, always in a hurry?
hauling kids around, buying cheap ice cream
teletubbies and barney on the tv screen

maybe you're an einstein in a land of homer simpsons
while they're melting down the power plant you're working on cold fusion
or are you just ugly, people gasp when they see ya
turn their head around and look away when they meeet you?
do the single folks seem like nuts to you
calculating where to put the next ring or tattoo?
are you at home on saturday night doing nothing too?

log on, log on, and chat from dusk to dawn
on the internet ya know that something's wrong
sleazes, freaks, and bbw's
that 20-something girl is a 40-something dude
keep crawling through the message posts, trawl the on-line sea
too bad that everyone i meet is just as bad as me

are you pimping for your cousin, do you have an ex- who stalks you?
are you a prisoner in russia, or a refugee from mogadishu?
have you gone on many blind dates, get mistaken for a primate?
are you nerdier than bill gates, have you recently 'put on weight'?
no i've never been in jail, yes i have a sense of humor
no i never went to yale and that third nipple's just a rumor
yes i'm currenly employed, i drive a brand new car
i just hope you're not annoyed i have a nose like jamie farr

log on, log on, and chat from dusk to dawn
on the internet ya know that something's wrong
baggage, head-games, mister no thank you
it's okay, they all think that i'm a whack-job too!
keep crawling through the message posts, trawl the on-line sea
too bad that everyone i meet is just as bad as me

are you good enough for me and am i good enough for you?
are you searching for an ltr or do you wanna screw?
it's ok we haven't met, the whole thing's kinda' scary
are you cool, or dumb, or what, is you upper lip real hairy?
do you have about a hundred pets or smoke alot of cigarettes
are you dry or do you sweat, why are you on the internet?

log on, log on, and chat from dusk to dawn
on the internet ya know that something's wrong
sleazes, freaks, and bbw's
that 20-something girl is a 40-something dude
keep crawling through the message posts, troll the on-line sea
too bad that everyone i meet is just as bad as me


rattle the cage
(Phil & Tom)

i lie awake from a bad dream
thinking of you and what we don't say
a stop in our day, a touch, a kiss
we don't feel what used to be bliss
our energy spent on another day's chores
when it's us at the end, we don't have any more

i'm rattling the cage
in pain 'til it's seen
i'm rattling the cage
i wanna be free
it plays the soul from end to end
and each day it grows
refuses to bend
i'm rattling the cage
i'm rattling the cage

a simple word from innocence said
stop the fighting and don't try and pretend
but the rage inside grows stronger again
and with it it brings a monsoon
in the end how can we see what's wrong and what's right
when the last is spent into the fight?

i'm rattling the cage
in pain 'til it's seen
i'm rattling the cage
i wanna be free
it plays the soul from end to end
and each day it grows
refuses to bend
i'm rattling the cage
i'm rattling the cage

a slow quiet rattle from deep down inside
a struggling heart demands a ride
you lock it up and keep it inside
we're killing ourselves if we're just killing time

i'm rattling the cage
in pain 'til it's seen
i'm rattling the cage
i wanna be free
it plays the soul from end to end
and each day it grows
refuses to bend
i'm rattling the cage
i'm rattling the cage


cushion
(Tom)

green like a ghost of springtime past
you were never much to look at
but you never treated me bad
you were old and i was young then
i couldn't keep you and them
so i set you free again

and now you're back out on the street
past your prime and pretty beat
will someone stop and pick you up?
you're all alone, down on your luck

blue like a newborn baby boy's room
you'd keep everyone but me warm
in a crowded smoke-filled room
don't know where you ever got to
like a friday afternoon
that was over much too soon

and now you're back out on the street
outlived your usefulness, it's bittersweet
will someone stop and take you away
and breathe new life into another day?

and would i sigh if i drove by and saw you sittin' on the curb
and shed a tear, or sit with you and have a beer?

would i be lying if i'm saying i ain't missing you today
and turn away, forget you 'til another day?

red like a sunset that was dyin'
you were never one to lie in
hard as rocks and sharp as nails
now you won't hurt no one else
i cut you into little pieces
and carried you away myself

and now you're back out on the street
past your prime and pretty beat
will someone stop and pick you up?
you're all alone, down on your luck
and now you're back out on the street
outlived your usefulness, it's bittersweet
will someone stop and take you away
and breathe new life into another day?


manwhore
(Chris & Tom)

how can i find the right one for me
when i seem to attract every fish in the sea
not just nice buns packed into tight jeans
you're sure my cute face hides a great personality
ya know you could be thinner go make me some dinner
i treat you like shit still you think i'm a winner
you know i'm the boss and do whatever i say
the worse that i am the more you wanna stay

how many has it been, i'm not even sure
after a hundred it's hard to keep score
can't pick just one the line's out the door
it's all just too easy to be a man-whore

when i'm out in public the ladies they fall
makes it a challege to walk though the mall
"hi what's your name?", their lines are totally lame
and they all sound the same, these girls have no game
one lady stepped out of victoria's secret
she asked if i knew what 'fellatio' meant
i lied and said 'no' but this one wasn't shy
she asked me to teach her to 'swallow my pride'

how many has it been, i'm not even sure
after a hundred it's hard to keep score
can't pick just one the line's out the door
it's all just too easy to be a man-whore

good looks, sense of humor it's not hard to see
why everyone's girlfriend wants to hook up with me
but turn them away they're all too late
they're stuck with pot-luck they'll never have steak
don't kiss me again i don't want you anymore
six times in a row i surprised you're not sore
i guess i'll keep trying each one on for size
if it doesn't work out to the next occasion i'll rise

how many has it been, i'm not even sure
after a hundred it's hard to keep score
can't pick just one the line's out the door
it's all just too easy to be a man-whore



the scene
(Chris & Tom)

she's an ugly witness to the crimes against all fairness
in the neighborhood at night
comes looking for a handout but the line's a mile long
they wait for hours and hours
there'll never be a time, not a moment nor a chance
i'd ever make her mine
'cause her looks are second rate, i feel sorry but it's fate
she's just a seven or an eight

i hope she isn't angry, but i don't work for charity
..well maybe if she paid me

i'm no stranger to the scene
it only changes endlessly
no improvement i can see
just more victims of the scene
sick seduction trapped in the scene
out of control, fine with me

she's just nineteen or twenty and she wants to be in playboy
it's her most important goal
but she doesn't like her chances, needs to have a few enhancements
like her chest that's just too small
get lips with extra fullness, lypo out those stubborn bulges
and straighten out that nose
but she won't submit her pictures, unhappy how they present her
but too vain to let it go

useless barbie in a corvette, narcissistic stupid dipshit
...does shallow have no limit?

i'm no stranger to the scene
it only changes endlessly
no improvement i can see
just more victims of the scene
sick seduction trapped in the scene
out of control, fine with me

party time, party time, don't care about the history
or the credit line
just send some flavors over, consiousness is optional
but be sure to take a number
use your best imagination, really try to dig down deep
try to hold a conversation
your deepest thoughts are boring, good thing I'm easily impressed
or you'd have no chance of scoring

avoid a sticky situation, shut the door and put the lock on
...use ample lubrication

i'm no stranger to the scene
it only changes endlessly
no improvement i can see
just more victims of the scene
sick seduction trapped in the scene
out of control, fine with me


sweet dreams
(Tom)

i feel like i've been tossed out like some old pair of shoes
there's a hole in one of the soles, there's no use for me anymore
i feel like you never cared, i don't think that you do
don't you realize i was the one who made you feel like you do?

is this how you reward?
does it make you strong if it makes me long for you?
how do you sleep at night when the demons fly
do they wish sweet dreams to you?

i'm pissed off, i'm angry, i was the one was the fool
so blind to your ambition, so now what should i do?
you lied and you cheated like i never knew
you squandered and depleted the trust i put in you

is this how you reward?
does it make you strong if it makes me long for you?
how do you sleep at night when the demons fly
do they wish sweet dreams to you?

i'm pissed off, i'm angry, i was the one who was the fool
so blind to your ambition, so now what should i do?

is this how you reward?
does it make you strong if it makes me long for you?
how do you sleep at night when the demons fly
do they wish sweet dreams to you?


white failure
(Chris & Tom)

how do you ride your board in baggy pants
when you crash and burn, don't you freeze your ass?
real studs don't wear studs you fool
and don't you know that collars are for dogs?
but you pierce your head anyway, tattoo you arm
it important to your cause

a pretty brave rebellion in a conformist sort of way
how much of daddy's money did it take to get that way?
every opportunity to amass great wealth and power
don't sell out, do what you want, and take your shot at failure

what sucks is your allowance is so lame
it only gets you through a day
when arcade games are much too much
like half a buck, for the cool ones anyway
and thrift store clothes aren't cheap like they used to be
you got 'em to be cool, but now you're only trendy

a pretty brave rebellion in a conformist sort of way
how much of daddy's money did it take to get that way?
every opportunity to amass great wealth and power
don't sell out, do what you want, and take your shot at failure

life sucks it's so unfair can't get a cool new ride
stuck driving your folk's old beamer from 1995
music, friends, and clothes and hair they just don't understand
how dare they disrespect the most important things you have?

i realize that you're angry at the world
so unfair to have to sit in class until three
why waste your time learning useless shit
with all these losers, bitches, posers and freaks?
just get a gun and shoot everyone
who made you feel unwanted...

a pretty brave rebellion in a conformist sort of way
how much of daddy's money did it take to get that way?
every opportunity to amass great wealth and power
don't sell out, do what you want, and take your shot at failure


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